The Couch of 1000 Legends

What up folks, Mr. Steel here! Who wants to buy my couch? We just put it up on the Craigslist!

Throw us a bit of love by hitting the  button at the bottom of the page!

Couch Time USA

Forever

-Brock "Freedom Ain't Free" Steel

Stickers in the mail!

Are you one of the beautiful saints who donated to the Shred All Fear Gas Tank?? 

Did you allow the manly mulleted duo to sleep on your super comfy couch??

Are you one of the most hip happenest doods or doodettes around??

Yes? Well have we got news for you!

We are so freaking excited to have a whole mess of letters and stickers coming atch ya!!

Each envelope has its own hand drawn artwork made custom for each of our fantastic friends and fans. Brock thought we should send them to art museums all over the country. We decided that we had better not completely blow the minds of all those artsy fartsy folk who haven't experienced the good word of the Super Stoke yet. 

If you like what you see (come on, look at all those arts) and want to get in on this action, you can find that yellow donate button at the top left of the website ;)

Like the idea of helping Brock-o and I spread the Gospel of the Shred all over Earth, but don't think stickers are enough? Well, keep your pretty eyes peeled because we got all kinds of righteous new stuffs in the works.  We don't want to give to much away... BUT I can say that when you see what we got coming, you'll need to be the first kid on the block rock'n the fresh new Shred All Fear merch!

Party Time USA

Forever

-Rexxx "BonerJamz" McKenzie

Brock "Freedom Ain't Free" Steel

P.S. What do all ya'll internet humans think of our website redesign?